Warning: Contains spoilers.
I was emotional before I’d even got out of bed, so that was a less than promising start to the day, but I did my best to blame it on tiredness and dragged myself off to see all the places I missed out on yesterday. I mean I’ve kinda been in denial over the whole ‘Sam is leaving’ thing for a while and even now I don’t think I’ve really accepted it, so it wasn’t too hard to keep my head in the metaphorical sand for just a little bit longer. Besides, Staceebear and I had places to be, plus after yesterday’s mistakes I had no intention of skipping any meals. Fortunately I’d planned my morning fairly well and had just the right amount of time to dawdle round all the sites I wanted to see, grabbing a decent brunch while doing so, before heading to the theatre for the matinee.
As for the show, Sam had his own personal muck-up and it was magical. It also meant I couldn’t possibly get teary because I was grinning so damn much. He pulled out all the stops as well; everything from script changes, to lyric tweaks to extra props! He started it off pretty early too, since he threw in a ‘touchdown’ when Bobby caught the dictaphone. It entertained me all the more after everything I’ve previously said on the subject and I was as happy as if my team had actually scored a winner. It pretty much made my day on the spot! Besides, it only got better from there. Admittedly I’m not sure if the subsequent lack of panties was intentional, but I sort of assumed not since he didn’t cut the line and it didn’t make all that sense without them. I figured he probably expected them to be there, but I was so thrown by the ‘touchdown’ that to be honest, I don’t entirely trust my own judgement. In any case, there were no panties, I have no idea why, but I did then spot Lucas walking around wearing them as a hat not long afterwards, so my best guess is they fell on the floor, Lucas retrieved them and then improvised… For the record, I was not complaining at all. Sam also sang ‘I’ve seen a million faces, and I’ve f***ed them all’, which thrilled me no end and sort of vaguely on that subject; I love how he crushes Jodie’s face against his chest in the restroom, so much so that her voice gets muffled, only today he pulled her right in after he’d lifted his shirt up too. Fiiiiiilth! On which note, after he emerged from the stall, he had some toilet paper in his his hand. He held on to it whilst really feeling Bobby up (I mean it might have just been angles, but it looked like he was very much getting into it), then gave Bobby the paper as he was leaving…!
I then had an unexpectedly clear view of the Bourbon stage, which I was especially relieved about because I’m pretty sure I won’t be able to see it tonight. One last unrestricted Arsenal show was just what I needed this afternoon. Plus Sam said ‘suck my d***’ when the focus came back to him after We’re Not Gonna Take It and whilst it’s not the first time he’s said it (I’m sure I’ve heard it a few times, maybe in Sheffield?) I was still delighted. Admittedly the mic didn’t even catch most of it, but it’s not like I didn’t know what he was saying and I’d totally forgotten about it, so it was a very welcome reminder. Sam was certainly on a roll today though, because he also declared ‘I’m the motherf***ing star here’, which he f***ing well is! (I mean sure, they’re all stars to me, but that’s not the point :P). He’s got some excellent ideas too, because one thing he added that I really loved, and not just in a muck-up sense, was bringing Young Groupie’s bear on stage with him in Here I Go Again. When he had Saran bent back over the railing, he was teasing her with the teddy and it was brilliant! It made a lot more sense to me when she then popped up holding it later on, because as I think I’ve said before, the continuity just isn’t there for her character in this production and the bear perfectly connected the two scenes together.
So I’m not sure if this technically counts as a muck-up or if it was just standard tomfoolery, but in the Final Countdown, Sam spanked Adam with his truncheon and Adam seemed to very much enjoy it! It wasn’t the only time S&M featured in this afternoon’s show, but the latter occurrence definitely fell under the definition of a muck-up. I knew something was up as soon as Sam stumbled into the Venus Club, because there was something black and fluffy sticking out of the partially sewn up hole over his left knee. I was incredibly curious, but couldn’t for the life of me work out what it could be. It was only when Jodie dragged him off to the champagne room that he finally pulled ‘it’ out of his trousers (I’m sorry, that phrasing was too good an opportunity to pass up) and it turned out he’d smuggled a black feathered riding crop onto the stage! I’m pretty sure it made Jodie laugh, so I don’t think she was expecting it, but she went with it, snatching it off of him and holding onto it throughout the scene. Once he got on all fours though, she used it properly and it was f***ing brilliant! Plus when Sherrie tried to run off after Drew, he complained that he had ‘more dance and spanking coming’. I really can’t express quite how much I love him for everything he added to this afternoon’s show!
Interestingly though, despite this afternoon’s tweaks, I’ve felt like Sam has been more out of it than usual at the Venus this weekend. Admittedly I’m not sure if I was imagining it, but he seemed almost disinterested at times, like Stacee had seen it all before and wasn’t impressed by any of it. It’s not until he sees Sherrie that he perks up a bit. His apathy was certainly only specific to that scene though. On which note, I don’t think this really counts as a muck-up, but I felt it was worth noting anyway; Sam licked, or at least came very close to licking, the dildo that Sinead was teasing him with during Too Much Time and it was quite glorious. And speaking of his tongue… :P. He stuck it out and pulled an ‘aah’ face at me in Here I Go Again before the spotlight caught him… At least I assume it was at me and and not the kid in the front row! In any case, Ryan grinned at me too, so yay!
And speaking of people who are not Sam… In I Wanna Rock I found myself watching Bobby, who was on his knees on the floor of his platform bit, leaning right back, with his shirt pushed up as far as it would go, whilst he thrust his hips enthusiastically into the air… He may not necessarily be my main focus in that scene, but I’m pretty sure I’d have noticed before now if he did that on a regular basis?! I wondered if he was playing around to entertain Ryan, who was up there with him covering Josh’s track, but whatever prompted it, I was certainly entertained! As for Ryan, it was awesome to see him on stage again and there are already little bits of the way he plays that track that I’ve started to look out for. I love the way he does the clap/stomp bit in Nothing But A Good Time, plus he’s so exuberant in that whole scene, he’s really fun to watch. Also his camp stylist cracks me up. He has a habit of leaping past the bar on his way off stage and it’s frickin’ brilliant!
Of course, Ryan was on for Josh because Josh was on for Drew and whilst I thought he sounded great last time I saw him, he was miles better today. I also loved getting another chance to appreciate all his little quirks he brings to his interpretation of Drew. For example, when he first introduces himself to Sherrie, I love how abruptly he changes tac when his ‘Wolfgang Von Colt’ is met with confusion. He goes from wannabe rockstar to bashful dork in an instant and it’s so cute. On which note, he looked so adorably chuffed when Justice implied that Sherrie had called him a cutie, only for his whole demeanor to drop when it belatedly clicked that she’d probably confused him for Stacee. Bless him. He also really struggled with ‘what about when you f…’ and made a much bigger thing of it than Luke does, properly tripping over the word and then attempting it twice more before finally giving up and just saying ‘Stacee Jaxx’. I thought it gave an extra vulnerability to him and really highlighted how much he’d been hurt by her past actions.
On a slightly different note, in the ‘dramatic conjurer’ scene, Lucas pushed Josh back in a mirror of the way Josh had just pushed him, exactly how I was reminiscing about it the other day, so I was quite delighted! I thought that was gone for good. Also, seeing him again reminded me of something Lucas did last time Josh was on that I forgot to note down at the time: When Lucas does his ‘nay, somebody’ bit after Nothing But A Good Time, he tends to throw his arms out in front of Drew & Dennis as if physically holding them back from continuing to have a good time. Only on that occasion, he took the opportunity to have a good old grope of Josh’s chest while he was at it! And since I’m talking about Lucas; he complimented Alex on his bandana this afternoon (when he popped up in Can’t Fight This Feeling), which made me giggle, although in retrospect, I think I preferred him without it :P.
When Dennis called Stacee in Too Much Time, Cameron called him Stacilee or something like that and I wasn’t the only person who was amused by that one. They were all struggling not to laugh! Plus Vas and Cameron cracked up over something else at one point, but I was watching Sam so I’ve got no clue what happened, I just heard their reactions. I really am loving all of Cameron’s little quirks and what not though. When he questions ‘is that Drew?’ towards the end of Cum On Feel The Noize, he doesn’t waste any time before rocking out as soon as the realisation hits. He’s very supportive! As much as I love Cameron though, Andy seems even more smitten. He’s so much more flirtatious and camp with him, I love it. For example, in the Falco scene, Andy stood behind Cameron and massaged his chest with both hands. Plus he made a circle with his fingers and rather filthy poked his tongue through it after the ‘Easter morning’ line…!
On a rather different note, they seem to have run out of glitter! Both last night and this afternoon, Lucas just snapped his fingers to ‘set a nice mood’, rather than sprinkling the stage with sparkles. Sad times. And equally sad were the three empty seats in the middle of the front row. Admittedly the woman on one side of the gap was clearly enjoying herself a lot, but she also appeared to be accompanied by a small child, so I’m not overly surprised that Lucas didn’t pick on her. In something of a curve ball, he actually went for a woman in the third row. Of course she then had a name he didn’t know, so he ended up checking it with her a few times and rolling it around on his tongue. Then he/whoever is responsible for the whiteboard guessed at ‘Nemin’ and he mouthed something to her during the scene about not knowing how to spell it. The best part though was when he climbed over the seats, and the people in the second row, to get to her at the end! And speaking of the end, Lucas caught me grinning at him when Jodie said ‘Michigan’, so he pulled his Meers face at me, which properly cracked me up.
As for the extra encore, Ryan massively upped his game and followed a forward roll with that jumpy kicky dance thing that I’m not cool enough to know the name of [Edit: I spent a good half hour fruitlessly trying to work out what the f*** viral video I’d seen with it in and am still none the wiser (I was picturing Tom Holland… Apparently it was not Tom Holland), but in the process I did discover the name of the dance. It’s called the Hype or possibly the Shoot Dance… Maybe? It’s kinda confusing and I don’t care enough to look into it. In any case, as I’d vaguely suspected, it has something to do with Fortnite… Whatever that is :P]. Then on top of that, Sam did the knee slide again! Admittedly he was a bit more cautious this time around; there was less slide and he half lost his balance at the end, but I was still delighted. Plus I think he managed to tear open the stitched up hole in his trousers a bit. I mean it’s not as great as it was before it was attacked with a needle, but I’m sure it was gaping a fair bit wider afterwards and it was certainly an improvement :P. And just in case that wasn’t enough, when Lucas went over to him at the back, Sam grabbed hold of Lucas’ head and held him in place for a bit, before turning him around and just carrying on thrusting, refusing to let Lucas go for ages! It was absolutely f***ing brilliant!
Finally, before I get on to stage door, I noticed this afternoon that a new picture has been added to one of the Venus dressing room mirrors, only I couldn’t see who’s in it. It looks like a big group, perhaps a more candid photo than the production shot of Danielle and Zoe, but that’s all I could make out. As such I’ve decided that it’s Stacee surrounded by the Venus girls and I shall continue to believe that until it’s proved otherwise! On another note however, I really had to drag out the whoop for the band before the rest of the room finally clued up and joined in. I rather wish I’d never started the damn thing in the first place, but I just can’t bring myself to let them down now!
And speaking of the band, Barney stopped to say hello after the show and asked how many I was doing this weekend. He thought I was a bit mental when I said all of them, but I pointed out that I’d come all this way, I may as well make the most of it. He also introduced me to AJ, who was depping on bass this week (I did wonder when I saw Elliot posting about panto). Barney asked if I could tell (no) then said it’s because he’s so good and whilst I don’t doubt AJ’s prowess as a musician, I’m not sure I’m the best judge of that. I suspect he’d have had to have been pretty bad for me to pick up on it! Anyway, tonight is also Barney’s last show before Liam takes over next year, so I’m glad I saw him.
I then ended up having a lovely long chat with Marc when he came out a bit later, about where I’ve seen the show and the differences between productions. I told him that whilst I love some of the new stuff, I still miss some of the old stuff. For example, I hate that the band aren’t all on stage, plus the few of them that are keep disappearing behind a curtain. I also mentioned missing Primo’s big Beaver Hunt moment. Amanda then appeared just as I was about to give up and go for food, so I hung on to chat to her briefly. We talked about how many times I’ve seen the show and she commented that I’d have wanted to come out here to see Sam… I sometimes wonder if I’m a little transparent?
As for the cast, I didn’t see Sam, but then I didn’t expect to. I did however wave to Saran & Sinead when they passed and then Adam & Bobby stopped to chat. Adam asked where I was sitting, but Bobby assured me he’d spotted me and asked if I enjoyed the carnage. Naturally my answer was a resounding yes and it sounds like it went down pretty well with them too. They reckoned the whip should stay in it, so I mentioned seeing the fluff poking out of his trousers and wondering what the hell he had stuffed down there. I also said they should keep the bear in Here I Go Again because it works better, so one of them joked about ‘Director Sam Ferriday’. The guy’s got some good ideas though! Ryan stopped too and queried how many this weekend and commented that I got to see Josh. He also asked what I think of the encore, so I assured him I absolutely love it! He called it ‘crazy’, which is a fair assessment. As for Josh, he was with a friend, but paused to say hi, so I took the opportunity to compliment him on his performance. He stroked his throat and said ‘it’s coming back’, so I gathered by that that he doesn’t consider himself back up to full health, but he said he was trying a few things and I assured him I thought he sounded great. Finally, I waved to Rhiannon on her way out and then to Jodie when Rhiannon’s greeting made her look over. I also said a horribly awkward hello to the two of them and Luke when I bumped into them on their way back in (I was only just leaving), so that was fun…! I escaped to a mini-Christmas market after that though and treated myself to a crepe followed by some perfectly roasted chestnuts, so it was all deliciously wonderful in the end.
Peace, love and riding crops,
K xx
[Actual publish date: 7/2/19]